Minipost: RIP Fabulor, Killed by a Super Soaker
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun1.jpg)
A few weeks ago I spent some time after raid hopping around in Tortos' water geysers to earn myself a Shado-Pan Geyser Gun. There's a lot of guides on how to do this, but basically you just keep hopping from geyser to geyser. If you get to 250 hops without missing a geyser, presto! You get the gun. Google it if you want to learn more.
Anyway, Fabulor hopped diligently and earned the gun, and then promptly forgot all about it for almost a month. Well, that's not exactly true. I knew it was there. I just...didn't have the bag space to take it and use it.
However, this all changed on Saturday, because the mail was expiring soon. So I HAD to get it. I grabbed it and decided to spray some guildies before mailing it off to collect dust in a bank alt's bags.
Immediately, I noticed something wrong.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun2.jpg)
Hmm. This looks kinda weird? Kinda...twisty.
Let's look at it straight-on, from the front.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun3.jpg)
Oh god.
MY SPINE.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun8.jpg)
THAT IS MY BACK. WHY IS MY BACK FACING SIDEWAYS.
Why does this seem so familiar??
OH. RIGHT.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/111107_fish04.jpg)
Let's take the robe off for a better look.
Okay, seriously. I know Fabulor prides himself on keeping fit, but this is ridiculous.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun7.jpg)
Look at that waist! What is even HAPPENING there?!
Without the gun...
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun4.jpg)
And...with it.
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun5.jpg)
welp
![](http://pureawesome.net/wow/130812_fabwatergun6.jpg)
That's Fab's ass and chest in a single shot. I feel like an awful comic book cover, breaking the laws of physics and biology (and spines) for a little T&A.
So yeah. You can go and get the geyser gun if you like. JUST KNOW THE BODILY RISKS INVOLVED.
Cara
That is too funny!!! I am cracking up!
August 12, 2013 at 1:01 PM
Navimie
I must find this thing and obtain one!
August 12, 2013 at 11:01 PM
Matty
I've been having some back trouble lately: maybe this is the cure! Thank you sir!
August 13, 2013 at 7:41 AM
Anonymous
LOL, that's hilarious!
August 14, 2013 at 1:15 AM