November, 2020 — Clinton defeats Warchief Trump in Mak'gora, ends 4-year campaign of racism and hatred
NOVEMBER, 2020 — After four long years, Hillary Clinton has finally ended Donald Trump's reign of racial strife, hatred, and terror as Warchief of the United States of America.
Trump's long list of heinous acts — which include unleashing the Heart of Y'Shaarj in the middle of a downtown Seattle Starbucks, dropping a Mana Bomb on Canada, and attempting to assassinate outspoken dissenter Bernie Sanders in a cave — has earned him no shortage of criticism during his tenure, as has his intolerable, unapologetically-bigoted mandates towards other races and minority groups.
However, no one has dared stand directly against Trump's rule until yesterday, when Clinton returned from a four-year political absence and challenged him to a Mak'gora honor duel.
Mere seconds into the fight, it was clear that Trump was far outclassed by his smarter, more competent, and more accomplished opponent. Even wielding legendary waraxe Gorehowl — a 'small loan' from his father — did not give Trump the ability to overcome this enormous disadvantage, given his utter lack of military knowledge and experience.
In the end, the clouds parted at Clinton's behest and lightning blasted down from the heavens, incinerating the defeated tyrant into a greasy orange smear on the ground.
"Nasty," deadpanned Clinton, moments before being mobbed by dozens of tearful onlookers, relieved and overjoyed that the long, unbearable nightmare was finally over.