Minipost: Lor'themar, the Very Attractive Corpse


As everyone knows by now, Lor'themar and Sylvanas have some funny dialogue in Siege of Orgrimmar, before Galakras. Lor'themar warns her not to raise his troops, and Sylvanas throws some sarcastic quips back at him.

Also, Sylvanas seems to have a particular interest in Lor'themar's health...or lack thereof. During the fight, if Lor'themar dies (meaning, a wipe), Sylvanas yells "I can't wait to see the look on his face when I animate his corpse." Which is pretty damn funny.

And even if you WIN, there's still this exchange:

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner yells: Oh, you're still here? I had kind of hoped that you had perished. You would make a very attractive corpse.
Lor'themar Theron yells: I will take that as a compliment.


With that in mind, I was reading some comics on the weekend and I came across someone who'd be the spitting image of an undead, sinister Lor'themar! Dracula (yes, you read that right), the X-Men villain.

True, he doesn't have the scarred eye. But otherwise? Could totally be a sexy undead Regent Lord!




I'd seen the "Sylvanas raises Lor'themar" fanart on Tumblr (and heck, have doodled some myself), but I hadn't realized just much I actually want this to happen until now.


(X-Men pictures from X-Men, Volume 3, issues #1-6. Art by Paco Medina.)

Everything is all my fault


On Saturday, Tzufit tweeted this, about the new WoD Thrall model.


So I made up this in response. (Click for larger version.)


And then...this hit the internet today.





I'M SORRY


Minipost: Brawler's Guild nemesis Tyson Sanders


A few weeks ago I wrote about getting to Rank 8 in Brawler's Guild, all while RP walking. Well, soon after that I ran into my first real challenge: Tyson Sanders.

Now, obviously Hexos was a pain in the ass, but he's that way for everyone. Tyson Sanders though...he was the first fight which legitimately gave me a super rough time because I was RP walking.

If you haven't done the fight, here's what he does.

- Runs around randomly and wildly all over the place
- Summons Explosive Chickens that walk toward you and explode with Feathery Detonation (which is a TON of damage)
- Summons Electrochickens that keep casting Electric P.E.C.K., which does damage and knocks you back
- Summons Well Fed Chickens that chase and melee you

Normally, it's not that hard a fight - chase Sanders around, avoid the Explosive Chickens or kill them before they reach you, and avoid the Electric P.E.C.K. knockbacks. But it's considerably harder when you can only walk around. I died over and over again as the Explosive Chickens caught me, and the Electric P.E.C.K. knockbacks kept me from catching up to Sanders. Honestly, I wondered if this was as far as I'd get.

But after some thinking, I did successfully defeat him...but I really had to tinker with my talents and glyphs to win. This was my setup:

Fist of Justice and Glyph of Blinding Light to keep him in melee range for as long as possible, whenever I got near.

Glyph of Burden of Guilt to slow him so I could maybe, MAYBE catch up to him.

And Sanctified Wrath and Glyph of Harsh Words, since I knew I'd be out of melee range for most of the fight, and I'd need all the ranged DPS I could get.

As it is, I barely beat him. I got extremely lucky with a few Electric P.E.C.K.s bouncing me away from an incoming Explosive Chicken, and I beat Sanders when I was at 5% health.

Without question, that's been my toughest RP Walk Brawler's Guild fight so far. But it just goes to show how valuable some strategic talent/glyph planning can be!

Minipost: The joys of pugging Siege of Orgrimmar


Since Blizzard recently enabled cross-realm/battletag Siege of Orgrimmar normal modes, and since TTGF has been taking a break from raiding the past few weeks, I've done a little raid pugging lately.

Pugging is something I haven't done for a long time, actually, since pugging on a tiny server like Drenden is basically non-existent. Back in ICC, there were many regular pug groups. Cataclysm, tier 11, there were some. Firelands, a few. Dragon Soul...barely any. And I think I saw some feeble attempts in Trade Chat during Mogu'shan Vaults, and nothing ever since.

Anyway, I still need a few upgrades from Siege (the cost of having two 'main' specs and gearing up like a billion other priests and paladins in the last few months), so I hopped into a pug group at Dark Shamans last week, hoping to get the healing mace.

We started in on trash, and it was a disaster right from the start. Our tanks were a druid and a death knight, and the DK could not hold threat worth a damn. Every pull (and we all know how many trash pulls there are pre-Shamans), at least 1-2 people would die from aggro.

Then, randomly, the DK changed specs, to a DPS spec?? And no one knew why, and the bear tank didn't realize, so we went 2-3 more pulls with only one tank. And more people died. The raid leader finally got the DK to go back to Blood. We asked them why they changed specs in the middle of trash. We received no response.

Then, Marco's Crackling Gloves dropped! Of course, we had no shamans in the group, or even a hunter who could use them for transmog. But fear not, they didn't go to waste. Our intrepid DK needed on the mail intellect gloves and won them. The raid, of course, freaked out, and the DK was like NO HABLA INGLES or something, and nothing got settled and everyone grumpily moved on.

Trash continued, at an abysmal, fatal pace, including a wipe on Mokvar due to no one breaking out the bribed mind-controlled people. It actually extended into 2.5 wipes, because people kept running back in and engaging Mokvar while others were still mind-controlled, leading to MORE people getting mind-controlled.

Finally, we finished all the trash, and pulled Dark Shamans using the 3-tank, 2-healer method. It went okay for a while, but then the DK tank got obliterated and we wiped.

We ran back in, except the DK, who had decided it was a good time to go back to the Shrine. I inspected him while we waited for him to return, wondering if there was any particular reason they were so squishy.

And, well...


oh

i see

After I stopped laughing, I of course had to point this out to the pug leader...


Furthermore, if you look at the waist socket, they also had a Nightmare Tear. Which, I mean, it's an understandable mistake to make, what with prismatic sockets and all. But still. They also had Frosthide Leg Armor, Evil Eye of Galakras, and every single piece of gear was reforged to Crit.

Needless to say, things went a lot smoother after we removed the DK. We asked them to explain the mail gloves, wondering if it was a misclick. But they just stood there, unresponsive. So they got the boot!

The funny part is, something like this? It absolutely pulled the remaining 9 people together and put everyone in great spirits for the rest of the night. In fact, Dark Shamans dropped some Warforged mail, and two more intellect mail pieces dropped from trash, and we had a good time lamenting how sad the DK would have been, to have missed out on more mail pieces.

Out of curiosity, I looked up the DK on the weekend - still wearing those intellect mail gloves. Best-in-slot, I guess.

Minipost: POWERSAURUS' love of boats & cats


POWERSAURUS, aka King Krush, has always been one of my favorite hunter pets. I'm diehard Beast Mastery, and is there anything more iconic BM than a freaking devilsaur? And Krush, with his unique green skin, and (back in Wrath, at least) incredibly rare appearance and difficult tame, was truly the trophy tame for BM hunters.


I still remember where the name came from. We were talking about Power Auras and someone said that'd be a great name for Krush, Power SAURAS. In all caps, of course.


When I leveled up my Alliance hunter, one of the first things I did upon hitting 85 was park myself over in Sholazar and get a POWERSAURUS blue-side, too.

Anyway, long story short, I love POWERSAURUS.

A year or so ago when I was joining tumblr, I was stuck on a name. Rades was taken, and I felt orcisharmyknife was too long. So after a few minutes of deliberation, I went with POWERSAURUS.

BUT IT WAS TAKEN!


By a...BOAT MAINTENANCE BLOG??


Naturally, I thought this was hilarious, and immediately shared it around and followed it. I found it immensely amusing to picture POWERSAURUS the devilsaur ranting and raving about boats in his spare time.

Sadly, the author hadn't made a new post in over a year, so I didn't expect much else from it. I checked back every few months just to make sure, but nope, nothing.

BUT THEN.

Last week, out of NOWHERE, I was shocked to see A NEW POWERSAURUS TUMBLR POST. I was excited to see what new boat musings my devilsaur had.

But it was even better than boat musings. It was AN ANNOUNCEMENT OF A GAME POWERSAURUS HAD CREATED.

A GAME CALLED

PRO CAT HUGGER EXTREME

I'm not joking. Check out these screenshots.


It's a touchscreen device game where you hug cats. Different types of cat. Sometimes the cats have top hats. Sometimes you have to high-five the cats.

Reeling, wondering if I had gone mad, I started to google this game, and found a different blog where POWERSAURUS (going by the pseudonym "Ben Jones") wrote about the early goals for the game.

"For now though, I am making Pro Cat Hugger Extreme. It’s a game for people who want to hug hundreds of cats in quick succession. Cats of different breeds, and usually with an outfit that makes them do strange things, or grant bonuses to aid in building a huge multiplier. You also get to high-five cats, which is when you really start scoring the big points."

AMAZING.

Sadly, the announcement erased the old Boat Maintenance tumblr blog posts, but that's okay. I think we'd all agree that being able to be a PRO CAT HUGGER (EXTREME) is a worthwhile tradeoff.


Do yourself a favor and check out PCHE today, it's free and it's incredible. You can download it here, and you can follow POWERSAURUS on twitter at @powersaurus.

Disclaimer: THIS REALLY ISN'T ME, I SWEAR. I honestly do not know this person, and really did find his tumblr, and now his game, completely by accident. The only connection we have is our love for hilarious dinosaur names. I earn nothing from this and he didn't ask me to do it, but how can I not support my favorite devilsaur? It really is a funny, cute game, too.