A few weeks ago I spent some time after raid hopping around in Tortos' water geysers to earn myself a Shado-Pan Geyser Gun. There's a lot of guides on how to do this, but basically you just keep hopping from geyser to geyser. If you get to 250 hops without missing a geyser, presto! You get the gun. Google it if you want to learn more.
Anyway, Fabulor hopped diligently and earned the gun, and then promptly forgot all about it for almost a month. Well, that's not exactly true. I knew it was there. I just...didn't have the bag space to take it and use it.
However, this all changed on Saturday, because the mail was expiring soon. So I HAD to get it. I grabbed it and decided to spray some guildies before mailing it off to collect dust in a bank alt's bags.
Immediately, I noticed something wrong.
Hmm. This looks kinda weird? Kinda...twisty.
Let's look at it straight-on, from the front.
THAT IS MY BACK. WHY IS MY BACK FACING SIDEWAYS.
Why does this seem so familiar??
Let's take the robe off for a better look.
Okay, seriously. I know Fabulor prides himself on keeping fit, but this is ridiculous.
Look at that waist! What is even HAPPENING there?!
Without the gun...
That's Fab's ass and chest in a single shot. I feel like an awful comic book cover, breaking the laws of physics and biology (and spines) for a little T&A.
So yeah. You can go and get the geyser gun if you like. JUST KNOW THE BODILY RISKS INVOLVED.