Minipost: RIP Fabulor, Killed by a Super Soaker


A few weeks ago I spent some time after raid hopping around in Tortos' water geysers to earn myself a Shado-Pan Geyser Gun. There's a lot of guides on how to do this, but basically you just keep hopping from geyser to geyser. If you get to 250 hops without missing a geyser, presto! You get the gun. Google it if you want to learn more.

Anyway, Fabulor hopped diligently and earned the gun, and then promptly forgot all about it for almost a month. Well, that's not exactly true. I knew it was there. I just...didn't have the bag space to take it and use it.

However, this all changed on Saturday, because the mail was expiring soon. So I HAD to get it. I grabbed it and decided to spray some guildies before mailing it off to collect dust in a bank alt's bags.

Immediately, I noticed something wrong.


Hmm. This looks kinda weird? Kinda...twisty.

Let's look at it straight-on, from the front.


Oh god.

MY SPINE.


THAT IS MY BACK. WHY IS MY BACK FACING SIDEWAYS.

Why does this seem so familiar??

OH. RIGHT.


Let's take the robe off for a better look.

Okay, seriously. I know Fabulor prides himself on keeping fit, but this is ridiculous.


Look at that waist! What is even HAPPENING there?!

Without the gun...


And...with it.


welp


That's Fab's ass and chest in a single shot. I feel like an awful comic book cover, breaking the laws of physics and biology (and spines) for a little T&A.

So yeah. You can go and get the geyser gun if you like. JUST KNOW THE BODILY RISKS INVOLVED.

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    Cara

    That is too funny!!! I am cracking up!

    August 12, 2013 at 1:01 PM

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    Navimie

    I must find this thing and obtain one!

    August 12, 2013 at 11:01 PM

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    Matty

    I've been having some back trouble lately: maybe this is the cure! Thank you sir!

    August 13, 2013 at 7:41 AM

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    Cymre

    LOL, that's hilarious!

    August 14, 2013 at 1:15 AM