Even though no one really does the dailies anymore, I still go out to the Isle every week on my 90s to kill a rare and grab a treasure chest, for chances at Treasure Trove keys. They're free money, and they're just plain fun.

However, I was out there as Rades and having a tough time finding chests in my usual places, so I headed down to Ihgaluk to try my luck there. As always, I'm mogged into the Undead Slaying gear from the pre-Wrath event, with the Thousand Needles blue backpack.


However, I noticed that when you transform into a Saurok with the backpack, its placement gets...pretty wonky.


Yeah, this just looks painful. I think the other Sauroks might notice something's wrong.


Strange as that was, it immediately got EVEN WEIRDER. Huge metal (or glass? I dunno) tanks embedded in my chest are pretty bad, but guess what happens when you start leaping around the Crag?

THEY TURN INTO GIANT

FREAKING

NIPPLE RINGS


They even swing gently in the air as you're leaping about, too.


Sauroks.

Who knew?