Fabulor hit level 57 last week, which means the long agony of endless Blackrock Depths runs is finally almost over! Truly, this was reason to celebrate! So Fabulor headed to the Auction House to treat himself to some shiny new gear.
One of the nicest things about level 57 is that there are always a few Outlands drops that you can already use, despite not being high enough level to actually go to Outlands yet. And these items almost always have vastly superior stats to Vanilla-level gear.
Well, Fabulor was thrilled to discover an amazing new offhand upgrade that replaced a shield he'd been carrying around since Razorfen Kraul. The new item had more Intellect and a healthy chunk of Crit to boot! It was a no-brainer.
Oh, and it's also a flower.
Not seen in those stats is the automatic +15 to SEX APPEAL.
That's right. No more would Fabulor have to lug around an ugly, heavy hunk of steel on his arm like some sort of menial grunt! Now he could maintain his gentlemanly mystique and allure even in the heat of battle.
Allow me to give you a hand up, my lady. Oh, this? Why, it's for you, of course.
It even matches his hair! Which is crucial, you know.
And if you're one of those "traditional" Paladins who are adamant that all Paladins should carry shields? Or who think carrying a bright yellow flower into battle is "unmanly" or disgraceful?
Well, this is what Fabulor thinks about that.
*chuckle* Pally, please. Fabulor doesn't obey traditions like some common peon. He starts them.
(Besides, you wish you could pull this off.)