Minipost: Lor'themar, the Very Attractive Corpse


As everyone knows by now, Lor'themar and Sylvanas have some funny dialogue in Siege of Orgrimmar, before Galakras. Lor'themar warns her not to raise his troops, and Sylvanas throws some sarcastic quips back at him.

Also, Sylvanas seems to have a particular interest in Lor'themar's health...or lack thereof. During the fight, if Lor'themar dies (meaning, a wipe), Sylvanas yells "I can't wait to see the look on his face when I animate his corpse." Which is pretty damn funny.

And even if you WIN, there's still this exchange:

Lady Sylvanas Windrunner yells: Oh, you're still here? I had kind of hoped that you had perished. You would make a very attractive corpse.
Lor'themar Theron yells: I will take that as a compliment.


With that in mind, I was reading some comics on the weekend and I came across someone who'd be the spitting image of an undead, sinister Lor'themar! Dracula (yes, you read that right), the X-Men villain.

True, he doesn't have the scarred eye. But otherwise? Could totally be a sexy undead Regent Lord!




I'd seen the "Sylvanas raises Lor'themar" fanart on Tumblr (and heck, have doodled some myself), but I hadn't realized just much I actually want this to happen until now.


(X-Men pictures from X-Men, Volume 3, issues #1-6. Art by Paco Medina.)