Minipost: Fabulor's Fantastic Five-Elf Level Fifty Fest


I've been leveling up Fabulor through repeated dungeon runs lately, and I've hit that mind-numbing level range where you get nothing but Blackrock Depths, over and over again. I'm not necessarily opposed to this, mind you - lots of mobs, lots of experience - but one does get a little tired of seeing the same angry Dwarves after a while.

However, one run late Saturday night proved to be quite the exception. It's also the only BRD run that I didn't finish. But I wasn't upset or annoyed. I was far, far too entertained.

Why is that?

Because the run consisted of five blonde male Blood Elves.

My brothers! MY KIN!

Those poor Dark Irons never stood a chance. ONE Fabulor is enough to make a Dwarf feel clumsy and stout, when confronted with such an amazing physical specimen. How could they hope to compete against FIVE of us?

Sometimes, we swarmed our foes like golden hounds, dazzling them with our gleaming blades and shining teeth.


At other times, our tactical genius and innate cunning made short work of our stumbling, bumbling opponents.


Now THIS is a well-oiled Sin'dorei war machine! (Click for full-size version)


And sometimes, we just stood around looking good.


Wait, there's something missing from this shot. Ah, here we are.


Unfortunately, having that much Smexy Elf in one room eventually proved to be a disadvantage. Do you know how hard is it to concentrate when everyone around you looks as good as Fabulor? The mana breaks were copious - and by mana breaks, I mean standing around admiring what an impressive sight we made.


Our fearless tank tries to figure out where the hell we are. (Click for full-size version)


After a while, we started losing focus. This was no longer a dungeon group; it had become a social mixer. We idled about, admiring the scenery, seeing if we could make our tabards match, etc. Somewhere, there were bosses waiting for our blades, but we had lost interest.


Eventually, someone had to leave, and rather than continue on at reduced hairpower, we decide to call it a night. It just wouldn't be the same if our new party member wasn't one of us. Imagine how awkward and out-of-place they would feel!

Even though we didn't end up finishing the dungeon, I learned an important lesson.

The only thing more awesome than an impossibly handsome Blood Elf is FIVE impossibly handsome Blood Elves.

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    Rhoelyn

    It burns and stings... hsss...
    And yet, it looks SO GOOD.

    This is a conundrum of epic, muscular, well-chiseled proportions.

    <3 nightelves,
    ~Rhoe

    July 18, 2011 at 9:13 AM

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    ironyca

    Brilliant!
    Fabulor^5 = pure win

    July 18, 2011 at 9:16 AM

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    wowmiri

    See, this is why we need more belves in raids. Shield and I can only carry you guys for so long!

    July 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM

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    Grimmtooth

    Jong would be so proud.

    July 18, 2011 at 9:41 AM

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    forthebubbles

    /is killed by Belf overdose

    July 18, 2011 at 9:51 AM

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    Anonymous

    And the best part of your "well-oiled Sin'dorei war machine!" (where oiled-up belfs embody double-entendre of "twink" as never before) are the taunt marks on the dwarf. As if he were saying "qua?" in open-eyed disbelief.

    July 18, 2011 at 11:06 AM

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    Shintar

    Are those flexing elves actually part of your UI or edited in? After your holy power indicator I'd believe anything. XD

    July 18, 2011 at 1:45 PM

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    Lara

    Haha, this is absolutely hilarious! So much fantastic in so little space.

    July 18, 2011 at 2:06 PM

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    Rades

    @Grimm - I hope Jong sees this! It is totally in his spirit.

    @Shintar - Those...actually ARE part of my UI, haha. No editing! They are my Power Aura that show when I have a (your next Holy Shock will not trigger a cooldown) proc. :D

    July 18, 2011 at 2:14 PM

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    Bristal

    Totally hilarious! Yet sincerely truthful.

    Thanks for the great laugh!

    July 18, 2011 at 2:41 PM

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    Shintar

    Lol, and here I thought you actually had an addon to indicate that there were indeed five male blood elves in the party... someone totally needs to write one of those now.

    July 18, 2011 at 4:20 PM

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    Syl

    LOL...this is SO wrong!!! =D

    Reminds me of how my guildie ended up in a random PuG that consisted of 4 guildmates from a different server whose guild had the same name as ours. how's that for coincidence?

    Oh, and: "..we just stood around looking good." - easy on the liquor now! :P

    July 19, 2011 at 4:08 AM

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    Zwingli

    This is beyond funny! I totally loved it.

    Zwingli/Caligan

    July 20, 2011 at 5:53 AM