Minipost: Kalimdor's hidden face of madness


This year, Horde players who were doing the Orgrimmar Orphan's Week quests got to see something they'd never seen before - Goblin children! During the very last quest for your little Orc buddy, you purchase a foam sword rack for him and the other orphans to play with, and you get to see them running around having fun.

It wasn't until the children were whacking each other with the swords that I first spotted this lurking harbinger of horror.

"Oh, is that a Goblin child? How interesting! I don't think I've ever seen one before.
I think I'll head into the orphanage, maybe there's more inside!"


"Ah, here's one. She's...a little creepy. Maybe it's just the angle."


"Oh my. Oh god. Her EYES. WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER EYES?!"


LOOK INTO THE FACE OF MADNESS AND DESPAIR, MORTALS!
THE VOID BECKONS! IT CALLS!


/incoherent babbling

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    Vidyala

    Your open-mouthed Orcish demeanor actually looks properly horrified!

    June 6, 2011 at 9:35 AM

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    Zinn

    Haha, hilarious. Did she really look like that? ^^

    June 6, 2011 at 12:08 PM

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    Rades

    @Vid - It's completely appropriate and reflects how aghast I was@

    @Zinn - Yeah, that is untouched, no manipulation! TERRIFYING.

    June 6, 2011 at 1:51 PM

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    kamaliaetalia

    Eeep! That's very freaky!

    June 6, 2011 at 4:24 PM

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    Jaedia

    Ahahaha! xD

    June 10, 2011 at 7:10 AM

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    Lizzie

    What has been seen, cannot be unseen. ;~;

    June 10, 2011 at 9:01 AM

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    Saz

    That is just..../shudder

    I swear, she must be a goblin/murloc hybrid. She just looks like she's some kind of possessed froggy child out to eat souls D:

    June 10, 2011 at 10:08 PM

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    ironyca

    I had my goblin walk into the Orgrimmar orphanage too the other day, and the kiddos are indeed scary. The worst though was the fact that the goblin "children" were the exact same size as my adult goblin, just with the possessed face.

    Does this mean all goblins are kids, or does it mean they come out full grown? What is this???

    June 12, 2011 at 10:57 AM

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    Calayna

    Her face = Majora's Mask moon

    I'm so scared for my life now. /cry

    June 22, 2012 at 11:11 AM